We Have Been Saved From The Wrath Of ET.

Extraterrestrials, those green aliens with two antennae bulging off the top of their heads, accompanied with exceptionally hilarious eyes. Well, scientists say there haven’t been actual sightings of ET except for those edited into Sci-Fi movies, but I definitely think otherwise.

An old, green, grumpy looking alien.
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In about a moment you’ll see the alien I did, right under our eyes the entire time. All of you ET fans, here are my findings. There’s a man(at least he seems to appear), with actions that can only be deemed alien. For 4 years, we all have endured him and his crazy alien ideas and speeches. Quite a famous man whom I am certain everyone knows. Stay geared, it is none other than…

Commander In Alien?

Donald J. Trump. Well, things probably make sense now don’t they. Injecting disinfectants surely works for all his ET species out there. We all know he’s from another planet, I’m simply here to remind you of that. It has been 4 years that we have been in Alien Dominance. All in all, an experience that has been quite a standup comedy show.

Today, January 20th, 2021, he leaves office (or at least has been forced to do so by the constitution). Well, it surely has been a MAGA 4 years, after all, he’s left an all great America that has become the number one nation (for Covid-19 cases).

While Commander in Alien leaves office today, we will be witnessing great history with Kamala Harris becoming the first female Vice President of the United States. Her smile can certainly revert all the things Melania said about the White House Christmas traditions. (“I’m working … my a** off on the Christmas stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the Christmas stuff and decorations? But I need to do it, right?”)Along with this, a man comes to the Presidential stage to save us from the horrifying mess that Trump has left us in; Joe Biden.

Now we are aware about how our Commander in Alien, Donald Trump did fight the election results with his all famous, favorite lawyer, Rudy Giuliani. Giuliani too, comes from the great ET planet. Although they have parted their ways(with Trump not paying Rudy his fees and not keeping any contact), we can see how these best of friends are ever so similar.

New extraterrestrial found with rare ‘Hairleakmia’ disease.

Let us take a look back into the 4 years of ET rule shall we?

ISN’T THE SUN BEAUTIFUL?

A 4 year old would know better than Donald Trump. During a solar eclipse, his marvelous alienated brain directed him to look at the sun directly. He. Is. An. Alien. End of story.

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ORB?

I really don’t need to say anything about this one do I? A picture speaks a thousand universal words. Just the way his eyes close is enough to get the picture of his ET rituals.

A screenshot of US President Donald Trump, Saudi King Salman and Egyptian President Abdel-Fatah al-Sissi touching a glowing globe to launch the opening of an anti-extremisn center in Riyadh on May 21, 2017. (Screenshot)
Space Jam

DISINFECTANT SHOULD SOLVE IT!

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?
Who has the body to withstand disinfectant? Not us humans. That would be funny. Mr. Alien President’s genius intellect is beyond human comprehension. Dr. Birx is us when she hears his Einstein worthy claim.

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WATER?!?!

OH MY GOD! Holding a glass of water is so hard! This is so unfair! We should help our aliens out by aiding them with more hands to drink water with. After all, we must Make America Great Aliens (MAGA). All in all, Trump’s a thirsty man.

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EXERCISE

Exercise. Something boring humans do. For people as great as Donald Trump, exercise was not good enough for him. But, he found something that made him feel right back at alien home, this handshake.

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COLLAGE OF THE GREAT ALIEN WHO ROSE TO POWER

Take a moment to admire these inspirational and motivational images of our Alien President while we still can.

Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Hooray!!

Farewell

It has been a tremendous 4 years for all of us. Now, as he bids a highly edited farewell, I suggest scientists to capture the great asset of Extraterrestrial life before the legal system and FBI do. We all shall miss his crazy decisions and ideas and hope he doesn’t come back again. Cause if he does, I’ll be quite tired of hearing a third impeachment news.

This year we get the opportunity for a fresh start, away from hair dye leaks and discrimination. As Joe Biden and Kamala Harris step in, this will be a journey to look forward towards(Especially with a proper President and as an icing on a cake, he loves both ice creams and dogs too!).

The claims/opinions mentioned in this article are purely for entertainment purposes. This article does not try to promote any theories or forced opinions.

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